I was driving to a gig when a state trooper pulled me over. State Trooper asks, "Why are you driving so fast?" I replied, "A few months ago my wife left me for a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
A few drum companies were hanging out to have a few drinks together. Rogers arrived late.
"Sorry folks," he apologized, "I entered a period of bankruptcy. Fortunately I'm recently purchased and resurrected by another company, and I continue to make quality drums."
"What is bankruptcy?" Asked Ludwig.
"What is resurrected?" Asked Slingerland.
"What is quality drums?" Asked Pearl.
"What is Another Company?" Asked DW.