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Erik

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I caught my cat chewing on electrical wires. So I had to ground him. He doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Adam's Apple is the neck's big thing...

To be Frank with you, I would have to change my name

How often do planes crash? Just once
 

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Q.) How many drummers does it take to change the lightbulb in a drum booth?


A.) 2, one to change the bulb and Bernard Purdie to go in and fix it.
 

Elvis

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This one still cracks me up...


In the comments, someone wrote, "Shes the type of girl to miss her doctors appointment cuz shes sick " :thumbup:
:laughing6:
 


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