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larrydrums

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Q: Why don't bass players play hide-and-seek?

A: Because no one goes looking for them.


Accordion player puts his accordion on the back seat and stops at a gas station to pee on his way to a gig.

Returns to his car, finds rear window smashed, and two accordions on the seat.
 

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my two favs:

Q: Why don't bass players play hide-and-seek?

A: Because no one goes looking for them.


Accordion player puts his accordion on the back seat and stops at a gas station to pee on his way to a gig.

Returns to his car, finds rear window smashed, and two accordions on the seat.
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A dentist' favorite time of the day?

Tooth-hurty!
 


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