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Esotericdrums

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I was rushing the tempo

Lead singer leaned back and said let’s take it down a half bump
 

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But bet we are the only one who could actually play the heater!

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A drummer who was tired of drummer jokes goes to a music store to trade in his drums. He looks at several instruments. A salesman asks if he has found anything he likes. He says he likes the red accordion by the wall. The salesman says “Sir, that’s our heater.”
 

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Two sausages are in a frying pan. One of them says "man, it sure is hot in here." The other one looks over and says "OH MY GOD!!!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"
 

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If you're an American when you go into the bathroom and you're an American when you come out of the bathroom then what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European
 

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Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?

No

It took them 2 hours to get the bass player out!
 

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Was surfing the Sweetwater used gear section and saw this.

No, I did not photo shop this.


Demon Drive for $666 !
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The guitar player shows us his new wireless rig, he doesn't need a cable anymore. I replied, that's nothing, I've been wireless for years. ba-dum tssssh
 


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