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From Norm Macdonald. RIP.

Now Norm I remember years ago you told me that you were there for the birth of your son, and I'll always remember that you said it was the most uplifting and exciting thing you had ever participated in.

NM - Yes!
But then what happened?
NM - I smoked crystal meth.
 
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The band leader turned to the saxophone player and said, "I see that you are a jailhouse saxophonist!"

Jailhouse Saxophonist?", the Sax musician replied. How did you know?

"Because you are behind four bars and without a key", said the band leader.
 

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A man standing on the corner looks down the street to see and funeral procession about to pass by.
In the procession are two Hearses, a man with a dog and 100 men in the procession.

He steps off the curb and asks the man with the dog "What's going on here?"
He answers, "It's my wife and my mother in law...my dog bit them"
He asks "Can I borrow the dog?"
He says "Get in line."
 


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