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Deep Thought of the Day:

Why don't people wash their belts?



It's the first thing you touch after wiping your butt.
 

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Deep Thought of the Day:

Why don't people wash their belts?



It's the first thing you touch after wiping your butt.
On that note...

How many bassists does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


What's toilet paper?
 

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A Minister on a horse, a Rabbi on a mule and an iman on a camel ride into a bar.

The bartender looks up and shouts.........................

WHAT IS THIS - SOME KIND OF A JOKE?
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What does Yoko Ono and a Tibetan Monk have in common?

They're both living off of dead beetles.
 
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Deep Thought of the Day:

Why don't people wash their belts?



It's the first thing you touch after wiping your butt.
I waddle to the sink and wash my hands first. It doesn’t go over that well in the public restrooms but my belt is clean!
 

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A Guy walks into his local bar and sees a tiny little man, no more than a foot tall, playing a tiny piano on top of the bar. He asks the bartender where on earth did he find something like that?
The bartender told him that in the bathroom behind the toilet there's a magic lamp. If you make a wish and rub the lamp, a genie will grant your wish. So the guy goes into the bathroom and sure enough, there's a strange lamp behind the toilet.
He makes a wish and rubs it, then all of a sudden he hears what sounds like a tornado. He opens the bathroom door to see a million ducks rushing into the bar. "Oh no!" he exclaims, "I didn't want a million "ducks"!"
"Tell me about it," says the bartender, "I didn't want a 12-inch pianist, either."
 


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