Joke Thread

[TonyVazquez]

Cue the Q

 

[TonyVazquez]

When you try to decipher
Danny Carey's time signatures...

 

[lamartee]

The night before the battle of Little Bighorn, Col Custer is approached by one of his lieutenants. "Sir, there is a large group of Indians on the other side of that ridge. And frankly, I don't like the sound of those drums."


Suddenly a distant voice is heard out of the darkness. "That's not our regular drummer!"

 

[TonyVazquez]

Things that make you wonder
why... Why... WHY

 

[TonyVazquez]

Oh the dweebery...

 

[TonyVazquez]

When projection digital band banners
become epic...

 

[Blue Zurich]

Here's my entry, personal & true.

(It's a blood coagulation test)

 

[TonyVazquez]

Where's an asteroid when it's needed?

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

 

[Mcjnic]

An oldie moldy goldy


There are 10 kinds of people in the world … those that grasp binary and those that don’t.

 

[cworrick]

 

[amosguy]

I resemble this more than I care to remember. When I can actually remember.

 

[TonyVazquez]

I resemble this more than I care to remember. When I can actually remember.

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UGH! That is SO absolutely REAL!

Hernia repair in 2010...
Perforated Ulcer in 2018...
If I encounter any more health problems
I'll be a check-engine flashing
Strobe light! LOL

 

[TonyVazquez]

Back in 4th grade elementary class,
we had a word for a foul odor: funky,
But we pronounced it as "funngeh"
(Emphasizing the n as "unnngh!"
as in straining to lift a heavy object).
So I started using that term again
for things that schmell funktified.

 

[cworrick]

Gas prices went up again.....

 

[Mcjnic]

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

Well what do you know....Drums really DO grow on trees!