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A conductor stops the rehearsal to challenge the drummer. You know, when a student cannot play an instrument, they give him two sticks and make him a drummer. The drummer shoots back...And if they cannot play drums, they take one stick away and make them a conductor!
 

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A conductor stops the rehearsal to challenge the drummer. You know, when a student cannot play an instrument, they give him two sticks and make him a drummer. The drummer shoots back...And if they cannot play drums, they take one stick away and make them a conductor!
Why would a train conductor need one stick? :D
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Emergency surgery at the hospital was required for a new baby boy born without eyelids. After much discussion, it was decided to use the skin from a couple of baby's circumcision as the pieces were of the correct size and compatible with the type of skin needed.

There was much discussion on how the final surgery would affect the young baby boy.

Some thought he would end up being cock-eyed.

Other believed he would be blessed with great fore-sight.
 


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