I went shopping for cherries and microphone stands.
Bought a bing. . .
Bought a boom. . .
Bought a bing. . .
Bought a boom. . .
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stuart s
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repete
This one goes to eleven
Less memes - more jokes please
I think too many here are well familiar with this.
Rik_Everglade
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A conductor stops the rehearsal to challenge the drummer. You know, when a student cannot play an instrument, they give him two sticks and make him a drummer. The drummer shoots back...And if they cannot play drums, they take one stick away and make them a conductor!
Squirrel Man
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TonyVazquez
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I'ma tell your kids this is
an Evangelion enemy angel...
an Evangelion enemy angel...
Drdrumdude3009
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#truth
Squirrel Man
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What did the Rabbi say before he circumcised the baby?
"It won't be long now".
"It won't be long now".
Drdrumdude3009
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I knew a Rabbi who had a wallet that grew every time a beautiful woman was nearby…
TonyVazquez
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Tell your kids
this is Paul McCartney...
this is Paul McCartney...
Emergency surgery at the hospital was required for a new baby boy born without eyelids. After much discussion, it was decided to use the skin from a couple of baby's circumcision as the pieces were of the correct size and compatible with the type of skin needed.
There was much discussion on how the final surgery would affect the young baby boy.
Some thought he would end up being cock-eyed.
Other believed he would be blessed with great fore-sight.
There was much discussion on how the final surgery would affect the young baby boy.
Some thought he would end up being cock-eyed.
Other believed he would be blessed with great fore-sight.
Looks like it could be Paul Stanley without that right ear.
mtarrani
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Elvis
The King of Rock'n'Roll
TonyVazquez
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Yes, THAT indeed as well!
