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I get a lot of comments, mostly from old dinosaurs like myself who roamed the earth way back in the 60's... the Paleolithic Era, about the tagger on my posts. It's one of my favorite quotes from Fire Sign Theater. I used to run home, burn one down and curl up next to the radio to get my 'funny fix' from the mad geniuses at Fire Sign Theater.

So, I know you're out there. Come out, come out wherever you are! Share your favorite Fire Sign Theater quote/sketch/whatever.

I'll kick it off with... (lets see how many of you remember this one,)


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"Betty Jo Bielawski? ... oh, you mean Nancy!"
 

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"You may sit here in the waiting room or wait here in the sitting room."
" are those my cues?" "Yes and why don't you pull them out of the cellophane before they scorch." (a great reference to the crinkling of cellophane used as a sound effect to depict a crackling fireplace in radio) Very cool comedy skits. Brings back memories.
 

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My two favorites are "How Can You Be In Two Places at Once ....when you are no where at all" and "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers".

"Georg-y Tirebiter..." is one of my favs! Especially when I am in Sector 9.
 

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He climbs the stairs and walks into a great sandstone building....OOOF!

"What about my Pickle?" "You're lucky you still have your brown paper bag"

"We're going to Greece" "And swim the English channel?"

"Inferior people should not be employed"
 

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I was booorrrn an American

I was raaaaised an American

And I'll die an American

In America, with the, biiiillllions
 

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I have two favorites: "The old same place" That bit kills me every time.

And: "Where the vegetables are green and you can pee in the stream (and that's important!)"
 

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"Georg-y Tirebiter..." is one of my favs! Especially when I am in Sector 9.
Completely forgot about Georg-y Tirebiter. Thanks for the memories!

I always giggle with, "What's all this bruhaha? Bru ha ha? Ha ha ha ha!"
 

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I was booorrrn an American

I was raaaaised an American

And I'll die an American

In America, with the, biiiillllions
I hate to be pedantic, but it's "with Armenians", not "with the billions". :-D

Really? After I submitted that I thought it's "our billions" or "millions". I have that on cassette and haven't heard it in years! I'll have to dig it out.
 

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