OT Joke Thread

[Squirrel Man]

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A ways back I had a Hyundai Accent, tic tac on wheels basically. My wife was driving it in the fog one day and bumped into a neighbors car and put a big dent in the hood (I just replaced the hood). My buddy was over for a BBQ and noticed the big dent and said "you survived an accident in that thing"?

 

[Lamontsdad]

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#truth

 

[Squirrel Man]

 

[premierplayer]

 

[T_Weaves]

Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?

No

It took them over 2 hours to get the bass player out.

 

[amosguy]

It's A Trap!

 

[pwc1141]

"Who was that lady I saw you with last night ?"
"That was no eye sore, that was my wife"

Funnier than the original ....

 

[cworrick]

Keep those dreams....umm........alive?

 

[xtranoise]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[Elvis]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[lossforgain]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[cworrick]

This one deserves a post all to itself.

 

[cworrick]

 

[Malc]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[amosguy]

Anyone who has searched for straight lumber boards can relate.