OT Joke Thread

cworrick · Nov 19, 2022

Squirrel Man · Nov 19, 2022

I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why.

Squirrel Man · Nov 19, 2022

So they opened a new restaurant on the moon. Reviews have been generally great but many were saying it has no atmosphere.

Redbeard77 · Nov 19, 2022

Squirrel Man said:
So they opened a new restaurant on the moon. Reviews have been generally great but many were saying it has no atmosphere.

I heard it was out of this world!

DrummerJustLikeDad · Nov 19, 2022

Squirrel Man said:
So they opened a new restaurant on the moon. Reviews have been generally great but many were saying it has no atmosphere.

Redbeard77 said:
I heard it was out of this world!

I heard there was some Buzz, but it also had a dark side.

amosguy · Nov 20, 2022

The 'weekend' may soon be here, but remember this...
An Airbus 380 on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly an Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight, isn’t it? Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The Airbus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seem to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.