OT Joke Thread

[xtranoise]

 

[Skins_in_the_game]

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A different spin on Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas

 

[Mcjnic]

A different spin on Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas

Not sure which one makes me laugh harder
Two inside jokes played on the music world
Now … everybody sing …
I SAID … NOW!!!

 

[cworrick]

I FOUND IT! I FINALLY FOUND IT!

 

[No.15]

I just asked my new girlfriend to meet me at the gym and she never showed up.

I guess the 2 of us aren't going to work out

 

[lamartee]

 

[No.15]

I just asked my new girlfriend to meet me at the gym and she never showed up.

I guess the 2 of us aren't going to work out

She's faculty at the school, new math teacher.
So I asked her this morning why she didn't show up.
Turns out she's obsessed with an X

 

[amosguy]

Did a little welding project for my neighbor, Mr. Escher. Interesting design, and it took a couple of tries to get the angles perfect.

 

[Frank Godiva]

 

[xtranoise]

Did a little welding project for my neighbor, Mr. Escher. Interesting design, and it took a couple of tries to get the angles perfect.


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Makes my eyes hurt and my brain dizzy trying to follow that!

 

[xtranoise]

 

[No.15]

She's faculty at the school, new math teacher.
So I asked her this morning why she didn't show up.
Turns out she's obsessed with an X

I was so upset it didn't work out. I don't know what the issue is so I said into my phone "Alexa, why am I so bad with women?" It responded "I'm Siri, you moron"

 

[CC Cirillo]

Everybody: “I didn’t know Chaka Khan played drums. Damn, she’s fine!”

Me: “Ludwig! Mach lugs!”

 

[Fess]

 

[cworrick]

I don't know if this will work. I hope so. I laughed way too hard when I saw this not to try to share.

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[cworrick]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[cworrick]

 

[No.15]

I was so upset it didn't work out. I don't know what the issue is so I said into my phone "Alexa, why am I so bad with women?" It responded "I'm Siri, you moron"

I could tell she was lying when she told me about her X. I could also tell when she stood up.

 

[little rock]

Everybody: “I didn’t know Chaka Khan played drums. Damn, she’s fine!”

Me: “Ludwig! Mach lugs!”


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She was married to Russ Kunkle(sp) at one time or he was married to her.