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She was married to Russ Kunkle(sp) at one time or he was married to her.
Not according to Wikipedia.
Chaka Khan two marriages: Hassan Khan 1970 and Richard Holland 1976.
Russ Kunkel three marriages: Leah Cohen (younger sister of Mama Cass) 1968, Nicolette Larson 1990, and Shauna Drayson 2014.
 

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Not according to Wikipedia.
Chaka Khan two marriages: Hassan Khan 1970 and Richard Holland 1976.
Russ Kunkel three marriages: Leah Cohen (younger sister of Mama Cass) 1968, Nicolette Larson 1990, and Shauna Drayson 2014.
I'm sorry. I got confused. I meant Nicolette Larson instead of Chaka Khan.
 

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Speaking of optimists, there's the joke about the Scottish optimist. It might have already been mentioned - shoot, I may have mentioned it, but just in case ...

(In your best Scottish accent.)


Scottish pessimist: "Oh - things can't get any worse."





Scottish optimist: "Oh yes they can!"
 

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Don puts down his drink of Tiny Bubbles to finally answer the incessant call heard this time of the year.
I might have too much time on my hands today.
Merry Christmas.

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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying
proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to
investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and
how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand,
he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week
plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally
challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about
$10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy
him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also
gets to sleep with my wife occasionally"

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the
mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like
to know"?
 

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Since country music is called country music then why isn't rap music called city music?
You know why it's called a rap, right? The first rap was made by Shugarhill gang on the instrumental of Chic/Good times and was called rappers delight...and they were "talking" on the instrumental, thus called a rap...
 

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An updated version for those not familiar with Don Ho.




Don puts down his drink of Tiny Bubbles to finally answer the incessant call heard this time of the year.

Merry Christmas.


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