I'm a drummer dad...
Just like a regular dad, but cooler.
Just like a regular dad, but cooler.
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I really hope this link works. This was way too funny not to share.
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Willie Nelson to celebrate 90th birthday at all-star concert
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Texas troubadour Willie Nelson will celebrate his 90th birthday with his friends and family at an all-star two-day concert at the Hollywood Bowl this April.
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THIS could be interesting.....
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice." He said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes." She replied. "Isn't it wonderful?"
"I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground."
"The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."
"Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice." He said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes." She replied. "Isn't it wonderful?"
"I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground."
"The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."
"Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
notINtheband
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I guess this can still be funny these days? I am married and have two daughters, as well as two sons. Nothing against women.
notINtheband
DFO Veteran
I'm going to get in trouble for this one, BUT IT'S FUNNY!
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Now Mexico is getting into the spy balloon business
