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OT Joke Thread
- Thread starter blueshadow
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I laughed too hard this morning.
notINtheband
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Murat
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
It's True! I looked it up!
2:28 - Not a hole in ANY of the pool tables!
TPC
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That's a "billiards" table. No holes. 
jaybeez
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Beat me to it!
notINtheband
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notINtheband
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goodcat1337
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There are 2 sausages in a frying pan. One of them says "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other one says "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"
Those of us who know, know this is true.
A little friendly advice
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Squirrel Man
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Tongue twisters for twelve year olds.
Say this three times fast.
One smart fella he felt smart. Two smart fellas they felt smart. Three smart fellas they all felt smart.
Say this three times fast.
One smart fella he felt smart. Two smart fellas they felt smart. Three smart fellas they all felt smart.
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Squirrel Man
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Wrong, the correct answer was - "this, this, this""This three times fast"
"This three times fast"
"This three times fast"
