OT Joke Thread

[Skyrm]

 

[Matched Gripper]

A king cobra bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor cried. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

When police officers approach Chuck Norris they say "we have the right to remain silent".

 

[xtranoise]

Funny, but thankful my marriage is not like this.

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

 

[blueshadow]

Want to know how to make your drums sound better? Stay tuned.

 

[cworrick]

 

[amosguy]

 

[cworrick]

Time to pick up some more books

 

[SpinaDude]

 

[mtarrani]

 

[lamartee]

 

[xtranoise]

 

[amosguy]

 

[cworrick]

 

[pwc1141]

A possible set list ....

BEGIN THE GIN

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

TWAS ON A PILE OF DEBRIS THAT I FOUND HER

HOLD MY GLANDS I’VE GOT STRANGE SORTS OF PARASITES

BIG HORSE OF YOU

I DROWNED A NEW BABY

ST.LOUIS BOOZE

I LEFT A PART IN SAN FRANCISCO

I DID HER MY WAY

I’D RATHER GO BLIND-FOLDED

I’VE GOT YOU UNDER MY CHIN

JUST FIENDS

SEE JAM OOZE

AIN’T NO SANDWICH WHEN SHE’S GONE

 

[Squirrel Man]

A possible set list ....

BEGIN THE GIN

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

TWAS ON A PILE OF DEBRIS THAT I FOUND HER

HOLD MY GLANDS I’VE GOT STRANGE SORTS OF PARASITES

BIG HORSE OF YOU

I DROWNED A NEW BABY

ST.LOUIS BOOZE

I LEFT A PART IN SAN FRANCISCO

I DID HER MY WAY

I’D RATHER GO BLIND-FOLDED

I’VE GOT YOU UNDER MY CHIN

JUST FIENDS

SEE JAM OOZE

AIN’T NO SANDWICH WHEN SHE’S GONE

Great stuff

 

[xtranoise]

 

[Rockin' Billy]

Larson, my favorite!

 

[xtranoise]