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Squirrel Man
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I was just going to the bathroom
pwc1141
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So I get to the gig early and the venue Manager says "Do you mind waiting a bit ?" I say "Not at all" then he says "Great. Take these drinks to table 9" ......
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Wow, that’s an old one!
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robthetimekeeper
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A struggling actor has not worked in some time. He is grateful to finally get a small part in a play.
He has only one line, “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
He rehearses it over and over, searching for just the right delivery. “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
He tries every possible emphasis and variation. “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
For weeks he practices his line in anticipation of his debut. “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
Opening night the house is full. He feels confident and ready. He takes his mark upon the stage, looks out at the crowd, and awaits his cue.
Suddenly, from backstage, there was a huge, deafening BOOM!
He screams, “What the f@#! was that?”
He has only one line, “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
He rehearses it over and over, searching for just the right delivery. “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
He tries every possible emphasis and variation. “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
For weeks he practices his line in anticipation of his debut. “hark, is that a cannon I hear?”
Opening night the house is full. He feels confident and ready. He takes his mark upon the stage, looks out at the crowd, and awaits his cue.
Suddenly, from backstage, there was a huge, deafening BOOM!
He screams, “What the f@#! was that?”
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Squirrel Man
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You forgot rap/hip-hop:
e-drums and heavy bass line, lots of "yo's", street life and F-bombs, repeat over and over in sprechstimme, e-drums and heavy bass line fade
For all the beginners out there.
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Not a joke to add today ... just a simple comment.
This is my absolute favorite thread on this site.
Thanks @blueshadow
Well done.
This is my absolute favorite thread on this site.
Thanks @blueshadow
Well done.
I think it's been my greatest contribution to the site lol, not sure if I should be embarrassed or proud
Squirrel Man
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Could be worse, could be a McRib thread.I think it's been my greatest contribution to the site lol, not sure if I should be embarrassed or proud
A blonde calls her IT department. "I need help resetting my password"
IT clerk askes "What's your old password?"
Blonde: "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, Austin, Texas"
IT Clerk " How the heck did you come up with that?"
Blonde: "The password requirements said 8 characters plus one special character and at least one capital"
IT clerk askes "What's your old password?"
Blonde: "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, Austin, Texas"
IT Clerk " How the heck did you come up with that?"
Blonde: "The password requirements said 8 characters plus one special character and at least one capital"
