Somebody gave me an accordion

[jptrickster]

Back in the day we had to painfully sit through this show and watch with my gramma and pretend we liked it then she’d let us watch Ed Sullivan which followed. Every Sunday night @ 7 I learned to like it!

 

[Rich K.]

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

 

[plumbndrum]

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

I give up. What?

 

[mydadisjr]

Nobody cries when you cut up the accordion.

 

[mydadisjr]

What does a PINK UNICORN and an ACCORDION PLAYER WITH A TON OF GOOD PAYING GIGS have in common?

 

[FloydZKing]

Somebody gave me an accordion. What do I do now?

Tune it.

 

[kdgrissom]

What does a PINK UNICORN and an ACCORDION PLAYER WITH A TON OF GOOD PAYING GIGS have in common?

They're both figments of your imagination.

 

[Rich K.]

An accordion duet act was playing a New Year's eve gig. At the end of the night, the proprietor said, "You guys were great. We'd love to have you back next year."
They responded, "Thanks! Can we leave our gear?"

 

[flatwins]

 

[Steech]

I could picture a similar thread going on in a parallel universe where a member of AFO gets an Acrolite and asks other members what to do with it.

 

[Squirrel Man]

 

[Squirrel Man]

I could picture a similar thread going on in a parallel universe where a member of AFO gets an Acrolite and asks other members what to do with it.

A couple of those guys have like 50 accordions also, because why not.

 

[pwc1141]

Trade for a cymbal or two ?

 

[Steech]

A couple of those guys have like 50 accordions also, because why not.

And there’s an ongoing debate about how well a famous prog accordionist could swing.

 

[drumgadget]

Seattle ....... 2017 .......

 

[Steech]

Seattle ....... 2017 .......

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Is it a Starbucks now?

 

[mebeatee]

Given an accordion eh....coulda been worse....a uke or a cajon....
Accordions are way kewl.....my partner has a few...;
She is not, however, on an accordion forum......
bt

 

[MrDrums2112]

Wow! That guy is the John Popper of the accordion.

 

[bigbonzo]

The middle ad....that looks like the same guy in the "want to learn drums?" ad.

 

[JimmyM]

Zydeco. Accordion is cool!