Time to laugh - COVID jokes

Fat_asian

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So there was these two guys from Winnipeg, they both went to the zoo with some extra money. What they did was give thee attendant an extra tip to show them around. The first vicinity, the aide showed them polar bears,! They were swimming in water and kept playing with a pail bucket they poked their head in and out from! The second view was a great big aquarium, just like a tunnel that you walk thru with the fishes on your sides and above. They come to the third enclosure where they see a piece of toast on a mantle. The two guys said? What's so good about that? The zoo keeper replied ', that is our best enclosure, it's bread in captivity! Lol'
 

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Once again there was these two guys from Winnipeg, they decided to go clubhoppimg at night. They first place they went to there was this girl dancing doing "high kicks" and in the washroom there was a stall attendant spraying cologne for tips. So they had a few drinks and went to another bar. They had a few drinks and they arrived to spot in the district, they had 3 levels, the top floor with billiards and soccer tables, the main floor had drinks and a dancefloor. In the basement they had a live dj and a few more drinks. At this point they were hammered. They said,' why don't we go to a third bar?," And boy were they right! This third bar was the bar of all bars! It had golden steps, golden handrails and a golden toilet! So of course they had to use the washroom.

So they woke up the next day with a hangover. They said, dude we need to find that third bar again' so they backtracked their locations.

They got to the first bar and nope, it was just the girl doing high kicks again with the gentleman spraying for cologne.

So they went to the second bar, nope . It was filled with music and a live dj (dj dlo) and had 3 floors.

So finally they made it to the third bar! Tada! They asked the club owner if this was the club from last night, so of.course it had golden handrails and footsteps, so yes the bar owner said "but next time don't crap in my tuba!"
 

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Judging from past hurricanes where people chose to "ride it out" , there are a lot that STILL wouldn't care. :cwm21: :sad4:
 

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