OT Joke Thread

[amosguy]

 

[cworrick]

Good to know!

 

[Mcjnic]

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This one made me laugh out loud.

 

[amosguy]

Gonna need some long pants to cover that sunburn. . . . .

 

[mtarrani]

 

[amosguy]

 

[Elvis]

...the perception of the other members of every band I've ever been in....

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[Hop]

...the perception of the other members of every band I've ever been in....


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HA! Great find! After that vid, they should consider renamining the band to Psycho-Schtick.

 

[cworrick]

 

[Mcjnic]

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

 

[amosguy]

 

[Squirrel Man]

Guy's in a bar talking to the bartender when a beeping sound started. Guy starts talking into his hand while the bartender looks on in wonder. After a few minutes Guy says "Sorry, phone call. I had my phone surgically implanted into my hand. That way I never lose it and it's always with me".

After some time the Guy gets up to use the bathroom and the bartender starts to wonder since he's been in there for a while. "I better go check on this Guy, he's a kook".

The bartender opens the door to find the Guy laying on the floor with a roll of toilet paper jammed in his butt. Guy says "hang on, I'm getting a fax".

 

[Dave HCV]

From today's comics:

 

[Blue Zurich]

Why was Keith kept out of his vehicle?


He was Carlock-ed

 

[Mcjnic]

 

[tdcrjeff]

From today's comics:

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Arglye Sweater is one of my favorite strips, many great music-themed ones. It was removed recently from my paper (L.A. Times) but at least I can still read it online at gocomics.

 

[cworrick]

It's SNL.

It's actually funny.

 

[Mcjnic]

It's SNL.

It's actually funny.

That borders on brilliance.